In the spirit of halloween, magpost naman tayo ng mga kwentong katatakutan (daw!) kahit walang kwenta..hehehehe
Minsan while I was driving in Tagaytay, nakwento sa akin ni Olive na meron daw nagpapakitang multo sa kahabaan ng Tagaytay hi-way pag-gabi at minsan nagpapakita pa ito sa loob ng tsikot ng mga driver. Ang una kong reaction was one: duh! obviously ang multo eh makikita lang sa gabi kase hindi na sha nakakatakot pag nakita mo sha sa hi-way ng umaga and two:ano gusto ng multo, free ride? kapalumuks ha!.
Anyway, after ako mabatukan ng mahal kong kaibigan dahil sa pabalang ko na salita eh napag-isip isip ko rin, what if nakakita nga ako ng multo at ano ang magiging reaction ko. Well shempre at first eh magugulat/takot ako pero sa tingin ko panandalian lang yun kasi after that eh malamang iba na ang magiging reaction ko. So ganito let me specify the event/place and my reaction pag nakaencounter nga ako ng kakaibang nilalang.
Scene 1: Multo nagpakita sa loob kwarto in the middle of the night
Ako:Puede magpatulog ka?Palibhasa di ka kasi natutulog at wla kang pasok kinabukasan. Pag ako nalate ng gising patay ka sa akin bukas!
Scene 2: Drag racer na multo sa BF Homes:
Ako: Sorry but i don't want to meet my car insurance agent ngayon. He's on vacation eh.
Scene 3: Ligaw na multo sa Film Center Institue sa CCP
Ako: Nabyaran ba kayo ng overtime pay niyo bago kayo matigok?
Scene 4: Multo sa loob ng sinehan ng Metropolis Alabang
Ako: Libre sine???? KAPAL!!!!!
Scene 5: Nagpapakitang multo sa gilid hi-way ng Tagaytay
Ako: Kahit na Adventure ang tsikot ko, hindi po ako FX taxi! Wag nio po ako parahin!
Scene 6: Nagpapakitang multo sa hi-way ng Tagaytay pero nasa loob na sha ng kotse ko (I)
Ako: Pag-GAS ka naman!!!
Scene 7: Nagpapakitang multo sa hi-way ng Tagaytay pero nasa loob na sha ng kotse ko (II)
Ako: Bagong carwash lang to ng Tatay ko, pag nangamoy bangkay sa loob ng kotse ko sisipain kita palabas habang umaandar pa ang kotse ko.
Scene 8: Babae sa Balete drive.
Ako: Sorry hindi ko po trip ang short time. Dun po kayo sa QC circle tumambay o sa Quezon Ave.
Scene 9: Multo sa office @ 9:00pm (I)
Ako: Instead of manakot ka dyan buti pa ipaphotocopy mo nalang ako nitong mga documents ko. 3 copies each. Dali!!!!
Scene 10: Multo sa office @ 9:00pm (II)
Ako: Dun ka manakot sa mga taong walang deadline sa work, wag moko guluhin, I'm busy!
Scene 11: Multo sa PUP Library
Ako: Tambay ka lang naman dito sa library, di ka naman nagbabasa. Asan ID mo?
Scene 12: Multo sa haunted house
Ako: To make yourself useful, magwalis walis ka naman dyan. Tamad nito!
Yun lang po =D
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Friday, October 17, 2008
Mga hindi malilimutang sandali sa Elementarya at Sekondarya.
1. Soli bayad!
Nung minsan noong 4th year high school ako nadelay ang retreat namin sa school at walang kasiguraduhan kung kelan ito magaganap. Sa sobrang inis ko sinabi ko nalang sa aming guro “Mam, kung hindi rin po tayo matutuloy mabuti pa isoli nio nalang po yung bayad namin!”. At matapos kong sabihin iyon ay sabay sabay na nagchant ang mga bobito kong kamag-aral nang “SOLI BAYAD!”. Ang ending: tumakbong palabas ng silid aralan si mam na umiiyak at after that eh sinugod kami ng Principal sa classroom sabay paliwanag kung bakit nadelayed ang retreat. Buti nalang hindi ako sinumbong ng mga bobito kong klasmeyt na ako pasimuno ng gulo or else goodbye high school life na ako.
2. Section 2 vs. Section3
Nung nasa grade 5 ako,magka-away na mortal ang gaming guro at ang guro sa Section 2. Sa sobrang galit nila isa’t isa, gusto ng Mam namin na mataasan ang grado namin sa Section 2. So, anong ginawa ni Mam para tumaas ang grado namin: GIVE AWAY ANSWER habang examination days. Happy si Mam dahil nataasan nya si mortal enemy in terms of overall grade ng mga student, happy kami dahil karamihan sa amin ay umakyat ng section nung nasa Grade 6 nako. Everybody happy!!!
3. Susi ng Karunungan
Nung grade 4 ako, maaga ang pasok naming sa school. Si Mam, dahil narin sa kanyang edad (parang Lola na sya kung titignan, pero peyborit ko talaga sha, Sumalangit nawa ang kaluluwa nya) ay palagi nalang sha nahuhuli sa klase. Ang ginawa nya, inatasan niya ako na kumuha ng susi ng klasroom sa bahay nila tuwing umaga (sipsip!!!!) para hindi kami maghintay ng matagal sa labas ng klasroom pag wala pa sya. Isang beses na kukunin ko ang susi sa bahay nila kinatok ko ang bahay nila Mam pero walang sumasagot. Ang sabi ng kapatid niya ay akyatin ko nalang daw sa kanyang silid si Mam para kunin ang susi. Bilang masunurin na bata umakyat ako sa silid ni Mam doon ay nakita ko ang: SALAWAL ni Mam na nakasampay sa bukana ng silid! Ayun pala nakapasok pumasok si Mam sa skul ng maaga kaya nagkasalisihan kami. Yan tuloy nakita ko ang inner secret ni Mam ng di inaasahan.
4. Love Team Por Eber
Simula Grade 2 hanggang Grade 6 isang babae lang ang nalilink sa akin. Well, totoo naman crush ko na sya bata palang kami at pinagkakalat ko ito sa buong klase naming, pati sa slum notes, slum book, flames hope camel, etc.. Pero ang nakakatawang rebelasyon last year, nang maisipan kong hanapin sya sa Friendster at maglagay ng testimonial doon at sabihing “Crush ko sya since grade 2” eh nagulat nalang sha. Ang kanyang reaksyon ay HINDI NYA PALA ALAM. Toink!
5. Drama Special
Sa buong high school life ko hindi lilipas ang isang taon na walang guro ang iiyak at magdra-drama sa harapan ng mga kawawang estudyante. Nakita ko na ang ibat-ibang klase ng pag-iinartepagdra-drama ng mga guro katulad ng paghahagis ng libro,walis tambo, walis tingting,bunot,ruler,blackboard eraser,chalk,kurtina, etc. para maipakita ang galit nila, or paglilitanya ng talambuhay nila, paglalabas ng sama ng loob dahil bobito ang mga estudyante, and the rest goes on. In fairness pag nakita kong umiiyak si Mam eh napapaisip nalang ako ng: “BA’T KAYA HINDI NAGING DRAMATIC ACTRESS SI MAM. ANG ARTE NYA KASI EH”.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Lessons Learned for Today
I had a very hectic morning schedule today. First I have to drove my sister and her super cute baby to the hospital for a medical check-up. Twenty minutes later, while i was busy playing scrabble here at the office my Ate suddenly texted me, "where at the wrong hospital, we need to go Alabang where the hospital/clinic is!". Being an obedient brother i hurriedly asked permission from my boss if I can fetched my sister and bring her to Alabang. Luckily my boss is in a good mood today so he approved my request and I hurriedly went to the place to pick up my sister.
Well, for all those who knew me, I'm still a terrible driver after 5 months of driving and as much as possible I avoid Alabang interchange because of its notorious traffic and "kotong" cops! But hey, since its for my sister naman and for her super cute baby, i'll take the risk.
So of we go to Alabang, the small hospital/clinic is located in Cupang (where the road is so small and the tricyle driver are the king of the road!) and another luck strikes me, they had parking space! After we've parked and bring down the baby stuff the receptionist told my already irritated sister that the Pedia were looking for doesn't worked there anymore!
My sister's reaction is like she's saying *WTF*. Hehehehe. (Being impatient is in the genes of our family, thanks to our dear tatay!).
So, after we've talked to the lovely receptionist she informed us that this Pedia doc is now based in Las Pinas but unfortunately she doesn't know the exact location of the place. All she know is that it's in Pilar. So ok, i said, "kami nalang maghahanap sa clinic besides its along the road naman".
Again back to Alabang interchange the traffic flow is crazy, i didn't know where to turn or make u-turn just to get back to the other side of the road. Buti nalang i just follow the jeepney plying on that route. Hay, thank god, im in the right road na =D.
The drive going to the third clinic (now i know it's just a clinic because there's no major hospital along AZ road besides PH), was slow, because we checked every available signboard located on the street, baka kasi lumagpas kami. So when we approached Pilar we saw this signboard saying the clinic is here, but the problem is there's no parking space! What i did was i've parked in front of a Philcopy center/store/i-dont-know-what-are-they to check the clinic. BUT, after i've closed the door of my car this security guard immediately informed me that we cannot parked on their territory! I told him i was just about to check the clinic but he still keep on telling me (by shouting!) that we're on the wrong place. What irrirated me is that he keep on talking to me in a very loud voice (that almost everyone in the parking lot can hear), and since i didn't study in an engineering school for five years and spent 2 years in Iran as a succesful engineer to be shouted by an security guard, i shouted at him as well. (Luckily my sister was inside the car so she didn't heard me shouting at this guy). By the way, the place where the signboard was located was the OLD building the clinic used to occupy, and now they moved in the other side of the building, next to Philcopy.
So, i did saw the clinic, it was besides their building, after the shouting incident i drove to the other side of the building and to the clinic. This time it was the correct address, the prescription paper of the Pedia was already very very very old and already superseeded. Luckily the Pedia wasn't in the clinic at the time we arrive or else she will receive a tounge lashing, verbal humiliation from me.
And I thought my morning mis-adventure was over. Hindi pa pala. When I was leaving the parking lot, a small car parked at my back totally preventing me to make a turn. I tried to make a turn but to no avail, i will hit him directly. So what I did was i stepped down the car asked this gentleman nicely if he can move a little so i can turn back, since im a new driver i dont want his car to be hit by my brand new car, and i don't want to visit my insurance office. But what i've heard from him was this: "KAHIT NA IUSOG KO ANG KOTSE KO HINDI KAPARIN MAKAKALABAS".
Whoah! Is this a shouting day or what???
Then, it hit me, i can do two things:
1. Ask the driver how can i move my car by not hitting him or the rest of the parked car in the building so i can go to the main road.
or
2. Engage him in a shouting match, nowithstanding that he has his 2 year old son in the fron seat and playing a car toy, you're parked at my back dude which is supposedly a NO PARKING AREA! Duh!
Possibly, with the intercession of something i choose the first one. I asked him how can I do that and he simply explained to me what should I do (but i can still smell the sarcasm when he's telling me that). So, i did what he told me and viola! I made it outside the parking lot and off to our dear cute office.
Lesson learned:
1. When you're in a intense situation pray for guidance and patience. For sure you'll be enlighten and the "init ng ulo" will go away. I never did that on the Security guard that's why we ended up in a shouting debate. Hehehehe
2. Always prioritize your family, specially in times of emergency. No amount of work is worth to disregard your family.
3. As i was driving slowly on the road, it makes me appreciate the things located on the side of the road. Di ba we have this saying "Stop and smell the flowers". Since we're working on a fast paced time we tend to disregard or appreciate the small things in life, which in turn will makes us happy pala (or in due time we will need pala). I alwasys passed this area everyday and still i didn't know that a clinic exist there, sa last minute chances ko pa nalaman na meron pala yun dun.
Kulit noh?
I must admit, since i've been in TSD and ALNP i've mellowed down, BIGTIME! If I was not a member of this group and I had this encounter, probably i'll be in hospital now. Hindi pala sagot sa lahat ng gusot ang pagiging mainitin ang ulo (which i shamelessly admit i do before)
Thank you guys for making a better person in me =D.
Galing ko diba? Walang kokontra or else........
Well, for all those who knew me, I'm still a terrible driver after 5 months of driving and as much as possible I avoid Alabang interchange because of its notorious traffic and "kotong" cops! But hey, since its for my sister naman and for her super cute baby, i'll take the risk.
So of we go to Alabang, the small hospital/clinic is located in Cupang (where the road is so small and the tricyle driver are the king of the road!) and another luck strikes me, they had parking space! After we've parked and bring down the baby stuff the receptionist told my already irritated sister that the Pedia were looking for doesn't worked there anymore!
My sister's reaction is like she's saying *WTF*. Hehehehe. (Being impatient is in the genes of our family, thanks to our dear tatay!).
So, after we've talked to the lovely receptionist she informed us that this Pedia doc is now based in Las Pinas but unfortunately she doesn't know the exact location of the place. All she know is that it's in Pilar. So ok, i said, "kami nalang maghahanap sa clinic besides its along the road naman".
Again back to Alabang interchange the traffic flow is crazy, i didn't know where to turn or make u-turn just to get back to the other side of the road. Buti nalang i just follow the jeepney plying on that route. Hay, thank god, im in the right road na =D.
The drive going to the third clinic (now i know it's just a clinic because there's no major hospital along AZ road besides PH), was slow, because we checked every available signboard located on the street, baka kasi lumagpas kami. So when we approached Pilar we saw this signboard saying the clinic is here, but the problem is there's no parking space! What i did was i've parked in front of a Philcopy center/store/i-dont-know-what-are-they to check the clinic. BUT, after i've closed the door of my car this security guard immediately informed me that we cannot parked on their territory! I told him i was just about to check the clinic but he still keep on telling me (by shouting!) that we're on the wrong place. What irrirated me is that he keep on talking to me in a very loud voice (that almost everyone in the parking lot can hear), and since i didn't study in an engineering school for five years and spent 2 years in Iran as a succesful engineer to be shouted by an security guard, i shouted at him as well. (Luckily my sister was inside the car so she didn't heard me shouting at this guy). By the way, the place where the signboard was located was the OLD building the clinic used to occupy, and now they moved in the other side of the building, next to Philcopy.
So, i did saw the clinic, it was besides their building, after the shouting incident i drove to the other side of the building and to the clinic. This time it was the correct address, the prescription paper of the Pedia was already very very very old and already superseeded. Luckily the Pedia wasn't in the clinic at the time we arrive or else she will receive a tounge lashing, verbal humiliation from me.
And I thought my morning mis-adventure was over. Hindi pa pala. When I was leaving the parking lot, a small car parked at my back totally preventing me to make a turn. I tried to make a turn but to no avail, i will hit him directly. So what I did was i stepped down the car asked this gentleman nicely if he can move a little so i can turn back, since im a new driver i dont want his car to be hit by my brand new car, and i don't want to visit my insurance office. But what i've heard from him was this: "KAHIT NA IUSOG KO ANG KOTSE KO HINDI KAPARIN MAKAKALABAS".
Whoah! Is this a shouting day or what???
Then, it hit me, i can do two things:
1. Ask the driver how can i move my car by not hitting him or the rest of the parked car in the building so i can go to the main road.
or
2. Engage him in a shouting match, nowithstanding that he has his 2 year old son in the fron seat and playing a car toy, you're parked at my back dude which is supposedly a NO PARKING AREA! Duh!
Possibly, with the intercession of something i choose the first one. I asked him how can I do that and he simply explained to me what should I do (but i can still smell the sarcasm when he's telling me that). So, i did what he told me and viola! I made it outside the parking lot and off to our dear cute office.
Lesson learned:
1. When you're in a intense situation pray for guidance and patience. For sure you'll be enlighten and the "init ng ulo" will go away. I never did that on the Security guard that's why we ended up in a shouting debate. Hehehehe
2. Always prioritize your family, specially in times of emergency. No amount of work is worth to disregard your family.
3. As i was driving slowly on the road, it makes me appreciate the things located on the side of the road. Di ba we have this saying "Stop and smell the flowers". Since we're working on a fast paced time we tend to disregard or appreciate the small things in life, which in turn will makes us happy pala (or in due time we will need pala). I alwasys passed this area everyday and still i didn't know that a clinic exist there, sa last minute chances ko pa nalaman na meron pala yun dun.
Kulit noh?
I must admit, since i've been in TSD and ALNP i've mellowed down, BIGTIME! If I was not a member of this group and I had this encounter, probably i'll be in hospital now. Hindi pala sagot sa lahat ng gusot ang pagiging mainitin ang ulo (which i shamelessly admit i do before)
Thank you guys for making a better person in me =D.
Galing ko diba? Walang kokontra or else........
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